Wedding Bells

Being the church soundman, I'm involved in most of the weddings and funerals that happen in our auditorium. Today, I've got another wedding.

The worst thing about being "the soundman" at a wedding is that you have to attend the rehearsal and change all the cues five times, and then wait around for everyone to finish eating so you can lock up the church.

The best thing about being "the soundman" is that you can take note of where the leftovers from the rehearsal dinner are stored, so that when you come to unlock the church next morning you can grab something to munch on while you're "checking the sound system."
Today, it's cookies, cheesecake, and diet coke.