More Important Things: Cookie Day!
I'm not sure how legitimate this article really is, considering that the author is advertising his own cookie-delivery service, but the idea of a cookie-themed holiday is something I won't complain about.
Sadly, I'm unable to bake cookies of my own, and grandma's cookies are usually store-bought.
Oh, right, and I have more important things to do than eat cookies for the rest of the day...