In Nomine Absurdo

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A Church by Any Other Name ... | Out of Ur

Some of my favourites:

• Revolution (Where only senior pastors get beheaded.)
• enCompass (Wii th-|-nk [outside] the box. We R crAtiVe.)
• Generation (which one? X? Y? Pepsi? I’m confused.)
• Relevant (Your name is writing checks the preacher may not be able to cash.)
• Harbor 316 (God so loved the world ... that whoever believes in him might have a 30’ boat and reduced fee slip.)
• True North (not like all those North wannabes)
• A Village Community (Ambiguity is the best way to avoid controversy.)
• Substance (Come for the substance, leave with the residue.)
• New Life (Same baggage.)
• The Cause (Because our marketing consultant told us 20-somethings are activists.)
• NorthPointe (Adding an “e” tells everyone we’re sophisticated. We drink lattes.)
• The Intersection (Where sermons can crash and burn.)
• Element 3 (Lithium. We worship Lithium.)
• EpicLife Church (The space bar is for losers.)
• Liquid (Where the meat of the Word is processed and blended into delicious and nutritious shakes for the busy consumer Christian on the go.)